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150+Messages per test

Product verdicts

Score out of 5, what it actually costs, and who it's for.

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2.6 / 5.0

It depends AI Companions

Nomi AI Review 2026: A 41,207-Character Memory File It Never Reads

It builds a better file on you than anything else in this wave, and then it does not read it. Cited, editable, auto-written memory dossiers nothing else matches, attached to recall that lost seeded facts by message 268, a default anchor process that aged our companion a decade, and an operator a national regulator found had no trust-and-safety staff.

Free tier (1 companion, 50 messages/day) $15.99/mo · video billed in credits, custom anchors in daily passes
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2.4 / 5.0

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Janitor AI Review 2026: The 5x Context Upgrade Delivers 1x

A free tier that ships unlimited explicit text, generation controls and bring-your-own-model at no cost, attached to a $12.99 upgrade that measurably does not do what it says. Paid transmits the same 35,500 characters of conversation as free, so the advertised 5x context delivers 1x. What it does buy is roughly 4x faster replies, and only on desktop web.

Free tier (~9,000 token context) janitor+ $12.99/mo · JanitorRouter pay-per-token marketplace, 60+ models, about 2 cents a reply
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2.8 / 5.0

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Candy AI Review 2026: 75% of Our Tokens Were Spent Without Asking

The characters are among the best written we have tested and the money behaviour is among the worst we have scored. Three quarters of one day of spending went on media we never asked for, on a setting that ships switched on, and the memory store invents facts you never said.

Free tier Premium $13.99/mo · Premium Plus $22.38/mo · discounted to $5.18/mo on a "63% OFF" badge · tokens $0.140 base, $0.0999 in packs
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3.2 / 5.0

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Kindroid Review 2026: 41 Sessions Testing Memory, Selfies & Paywalls

Great memory measured so far, but you buy it rather than earn it. Selfies arrive a third of the time, and they want to keep you online and talking for as long as possible.

Free (2 companion slots) Standard $13.99/mo web, $15.99 via app stores · Ultra +$24.99/mo and MAX +$59.99/mo add-ons stack on top of Standard
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Fixed rubric

Same weighted categories every time, so a 4.0 means the same thing twice.

Named limits

Every review says what broke and where the score lost points.